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The industry certainly doesn’t deserve a bailout. For years, it’s been managed by incompetent executives whose major free market talent has been begging the federal government for help or money. But then, deserve doesn’t have anything to do with the American free-market system. The only thing that counts is a talent for hoodwinking a gullible public into purchasing a clunker with an American eagle stenciled on it in preference to a quality Japanese-made car.

My first concrete connection with the whiners and snivelers from Detroit began with my experiences during the gas crisis of the 1970s. I suddenly found myself with a Plymouth with an 8-cylinder engine and a gas mileage on a good day of about 8 MPG. Before long, I found myself waiting in gas lines at 4:30 a.m., hoping the station wouldn’t run out of gas before I reached the head of the line.

By then, Japanese auto makers had developed an innovative manufacturing process that turned out cars with two strong suits—they actually worked, and their gas mileage left American guzzlers at the starting gate. With a couple of lapses—a disastrous Volkswagen Dasher and a serviceable but irritating Ford Fairmont—I finally bought a Nissan and haven’t seriously considered an American car since. Almost all of my friends and acquaintances also switched.

Instead of rising to the competitive free-market challenge, General Motors, Chrysler, and Ford continued pushing hulks off of the assembly line, completely oblivious to the Japanese threat to American auto manufacturing dominance. When the threat became unavoidable, the Big Three continued down the road to disaster, but with a flourish designed to brand the Japanese as unfair traders. All Detroit wanted was a level playing field, it said. Nothing more. In other words, the Japanese were at fault for developing a product Americans actually wanted.

The strategy was somewhat clearly enunciated by Big Three execs who appeared together before Congress to plead their case. They accused the Japanese of every deceptive trade tactic in the business, but they never addressed the question of their own incompetence and backward-looking management and planning practices.

The most telling snivel of all occurred when a Congressman inquired about the possibility that Detroit might want to think about manufacturing a certain number of cars with specialized features for the Japanese market. He pointed out that the Japanese public might not prefer American cars that were totally unsuited for Japanese driving customs and road conditions. He specifically talked about oversized American cars ill-suited for Japan’s narrow roads and limited highway system. He also mentioned the Japanese custom of driving on the left side of the road, which necessitated cars with steering mechanisms on the right.

Rather than answer intelligently, one of the execs summarized both his ignorance of the global community as well as his arrogance when he asked rhetorically, “Why can’t they drive on the right side like everyone else in the world?”

Since then, the same attitudes have continued to drive Detroit into imminent bankruptcy. The products produced by the American auto industry still guzzle gas by the barrels-per-mile, and reliability still lags far behind Japanese-made autos. Even German cars rank above American ones on the reliability scale in Consumer Reports. That’s astounding. American and German cars were both at the bottom of the reliability scale at one time.

Given Detroit’s long-history of non-competitiveness, the feds should think long and hard about helping Detroit once more. A major complicating factor will obviously become the human chaos that will result with a collapse of the American auto industry. More is at stake than just the few factories in Detroit. The industry provides personal and business income to millions of middle-class Americans who are located over the geographic scope of the United States. At stake are thousands of large and small contractors and other businesses that depend on Detroit’s output for a living income.

We can expect the debate in Congress to be heated. But if the Senators and Representatives approve a bailout, it should come with rope-thick strings attached. To begin with, the current executives ought to be removed from their positions and replaced with more talented and receptive individuals. The feds also should cap executive income and perks along with golden parachutes. There’s no logical reason for rewarding losers.

And the feds may want to assume financial control over the companies until such time as monetary viability is achieved. The myth of superior performance in the free-market system has long since been disproved by the very economic sector that now seeks government help from those it has regularly branded as incompetent government bureaucrats.

Some will characterize federal aid as “socialist.” Another myth. There has always been a close connection between the federal government and business in America. It is a symbiotic relationship. One cannot exist without the aid and comfort of the other. It thus behooves each American to recognize and support a system that is in the best interest of a safe and secure America.

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Sarah Palin has now accused Barack Obama of interfering with the negotiation of a Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA) between the United States and Iraq. As usual, she’s a little late on the trigger. Barack visited Iraq a month or so ago but the Republicans remained silent on the issue except to rail against Obama for acting like he was already the President.

We could argue that someone has to act like the President. Bush certainly isn’t, and so far McCain has done nothing but throw a tantrum now and then and run from one issue to another, meaning one accusation after another against Obama. If legitimate political issues were currency, our economy would have collapsed a long time ago.

But this is about Status of Forces of Agreements. These are agreements that set out the rules governing the presence of American military forces in a foreign country. We have SOFA’s with almost every country where Americans are stationed. The countries that quickly to come to mind are Japan, South Korea, Germany, the Philippines, and Great Britain.

These agreements cover a great deal of territory but the most sensitive has been and remains the question of who has jurisdiction over American military personnel who commit crimes while in the civilian community and not engaged in official military business.

This has been and continues to be a sticking point between local communities near American military bases. Frictions often result in detailed and extensive coverage in community media, although the incidents don’t often rise to the level of an actual diplomatic crisis. Nonetheless, when an event occurs, whether an American is ultimately found guilty or not guilty, the negative publicity strains relations and results in calls for the Americans to remove their bases.

When Obama visited Iraq, he said that a SOFA should not be finalized until one had been approved by the U.S. Senate. He did not therefore interfere with any negotiations ongoing between Iraq and the U.S. Negotiations can proceed but final approval will rest with the Senate.

Obama’s rationale seems clear. Although SOFAs are negotiated below the ambassadorial level between the Department of Defense and foreign countries, with the largely procedural aid of the U.S. State Department, a SOFA is tantamount to a treaty, and all treaties require the approval of the Senate and the President before they become effective.

Obama’s words were meant to prevent the finalization of an agreement that would in essence establish a precedent for maintaining American forces in Iraq indefinitely and probably tie the hands of the next President. He clearly wants  thwart a decision by the current administration and reestablish the proper constitutional role of the legislative branch, totally ignored by the Bush-Cheney administration.

We would venture to suggest here that Sarah Palin knows nothing about SOFAs. The charge she leveled at Barack is obviously one that has been fed to her by McCain’s operatives. If she were required to engage in any meaningful discussion about SOFAs, she would undoubtedly perform more abysmally than she did when she couldn’t name a single newspaper she reads in her interview with Katie Couric.

The United States needs a Vice President who is ready on day one. Is Sarah Palin ready? Who is Sarah Palin?

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I’m thinking like an investigative journalist right now. That means kicking around a lot of questions about something and internally war-gaming the options and the possible approaches to uncovering something juicy about someone.

My “something” happens to be Sarah and Todd Palin. No, this has nothing to do with their sex lives. I am thinking about their connection with the Alaska Independence Party (AIP), which advocates the secession of Alaska from the United States.

No big deal, ya? A lot of people in America advocate the same thing. There are probably more separatist groups in this country then there are elk in Alaska.

But none of the members of those other groups has been privileged to be the husband of the Republican vice presidential candidate. That’s what makes it intriguing.

So, here’s my train of thought.

I’m betting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has investigated Todd and Sarah. The FBI has a long-standing practice of investing organizations and people associated in any manner with fringe groups. AIP is certainly a fringe group, and Todd was a card carrying member. Moreover, Sarah solicited political support from the group’s founder.

I am therefore staking my fortunes and sacred honor on the proposition that somewhere in the bowels of the FBIs files, two reports exist, one labeled Todd Palin and the other Sarah Heath Palin.

But I’m climbing further out on a limb. I’m staking my supply of Diet Pepsi that those files have been pulled from their usual alphabetical location and now repose in the desk drawer of a high muck amuck. And if a Freedom of Information Act request for those records were submitted, the request would disappear down a black hole.

The really interesting part of my imaginings is that there isn’t any way to prove the file exists or ever existed. What’s the old saying? “You can’t prove a negative.” Without the file in hand or an admission from the FBI, you have that clichéd negative.

But it’s fun to conjecture in this election year. I wonder if the Democrats wonder about these things like me. More intriguing, did the Republicans take this into account before Sarah was chosen by McCain?

And what about the main stream media? I’ve seen nothing in the respectable press about any of these opportunities for increased ad revenues.

Hoo boy. Possibilities galore.

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The latest sociological defect in America is Charisma Fatigue. If this is anything like metal fatigue, we may shortly witness the collapse of Western Civilization.

Charisma Fatigue emerged recently in an editorial about Obama’s perceived tendency to assume that he already occupies the Oval Office. According to the writer, Americans are growing weary of Obama’s hubris (do they really know what the word means?)

Philip Gailey of the St. Petersburg Florida Times has written about the phenomenon beneath an editorial headed Obama, you’re not the president yet.

According to Gailey, Obama is acting like a president to an extent never before witnessed in American politics. Gailey presented several pieces of evidence for his statement. Here are just a few. The remaining years of my functional life aren’t sufficient to cover the balance.

Obama will assume the official mantle of Democratic Candidate for President on August 28, 2008 (my wife’s and my anniversary), in a 75,000-seat football stadium in Denver. A regular convention hall isn’t worthy of Baracks ego.

In his recent trip to the Middle East and Europe, heads of state and generals lined up to adore him in the manner of the Roman Caesars. Then, he imperially arranged, among other things, a personal briefing by the chairman of the Federal Reserve Board.

Obama  also renamed his campaign plane O-Force One, and has begun planning for a transition to the White House. 

Meanwhile, McCain has also tried looking presidential with a weekly radio program and his own version of a triumphant visit to the Middle East.

At the same time, McCain’s campaign continues to flail around with one specious accusation after another against Obama. Obama is elitist, He’s a celebrity. He’s bubble-headed like Britney and Paris, and on and on.

The Paris fiasco backfired when Paris’s mother objected to McCain’s  characterization of Paris as bubble-headed and demanded the return of a hefty contribution she made to his campaign.

Whether or not Obama eventually becomes the actual President of the United States remains to be determined. However, rather than smearing him with accusations that he is the cause of Charisma Fatigue among Americans, we ought to remember that we are now governed by an absentee president.

Perhaps the greatest fatigue of all is a country that has drifted rudderless over the oceans of international diplomacy for more than seven years. It’s time for a president capable of multi-tasking. Bush is incapable of it, and McCain has chosen to follow Bush’s uni-task approach. Better we suffer from Charisma Fatigue than die of inertia.

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Family Ties

So, Phil, you wanna spend some time with the family? What? Assist the wife in the operating room? Think she can remove a few warts from Newsie before he throws his campaign for governor in high gear?

Letting It All Hang Out

So, Phil, you think Muhrcuns are whining snivelers? Well, you’re right, pal. Muhrcuh has entirely too many people in it like you.

A Star is Born

So, Bethie, you wanna be a star? You got it, babe. Your performance on Art Bruzzone’s San Francisco Unscripted show tells the tale–intelligent, comfortable with the camera, sparkling eyes and personality. Oh, did I mention beautiful?

By the way, do you and Art have a thing going on here? You two seemed mighty comfortable together. And you kept flashing your palms at him, a certain sign of attraction. Were your pupils dilated, too? That’s a signal of pure animal magnetism.

Terminado para el día

Okay, finished for the day. Family matters demand my attention. Take heed, Phil. Get your running shoes on.

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In politics, never remember your own debacles. Concentrate on recalling the debacles of those you don’t like.

This old adage that I just now created out of thin air as I started typing, is nowhere more evident than in the words of Secretary of Defense Robert Gates.

Speaking about the recent typhoon in Burma, Gates accused the ruling military junta of criminal neglect for blocking international aid to the victims of the recent cyclone that devastated Burma

Yes, he’s correct.

But I wonder how we might characterize our own federal government’s pathetic non-response to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Now, FEMA has decided to boot Katrina victims from the trailers it eventually provided once the federal bureaucrats had wound their way through a thicket of red tape that the president could easily have ordered them to ignore had he chosen. I mean, if you can tell the Congress to take a hike with a Signing Statement or two or three or a hundred, what’s a bureaucratic rule now and then?

In the meantime, John McWayne continues his drumbeat about Barack’s naivete about Iraq, Iran, Cuba, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, while somehow relegating the total naivete of the entire neocon universe to the shadows of their mind as they proudly proclaimed “Mission accomplished,” forgetting what the hell the “mission” was and is, if a mission ever existed.

Before the general election in November, we are going to hear a lot more about Barack’s naivete. Forget Bush’s Blunders.

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Let me count the ways.

  • Eyes poked out
  • Scalding water, corrosive acid, caustic substances thrown on a person
  • Slitting an ear, nose, or lip
  • Disabling a tongue or a limb

These are among the means of torture that the President has the authority to order according to John Yoo, previously a senior lawyer in the U.S. Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel and now a law professor with the University of California Berkeley. His startling and bizarre assertion plus many more are contained in a memo he wrote in 2003.

Yoo is one of those ambitious individuals who populate presidential administrations and provide the President with the legal authority to do something questionable he has already decided to do.

Perhaps the most famous presidential sycophant was John Dean, one of Nixon’s cohorts during the Watergate scandal. After a stint in prison based on his criminal acts in covering up the Watergate affair, Dean saw the fallacy of his ways and wrote a book called Blind Ambition, a tale of his rise and fall.

Oddly, in the Yoo case, U.S. law specifically prohibits assaults, maimings, and other harsh physical attacks on prisoners by U.S. military interrogators. Yet, Yoo managed to tack together an 81-page footnoted memorandum that neatly disposed of U.S. law by asserting that the President’s authority as Commander in chief trumps U.S. law in a time of war.

The Commander in chief has absolutely no specifically enumerate powers of any kind in the Constitution. Thus all of the powers now claimed for that office are figments of imaginations like Yoo’s.

Another unanswered question is about war. What precisely is “war” under the U.S. Constitution? Who can declare war?

The Constitution doesn’t define it, but that august document, the one U.S. presidents swear under oath to defend, states rather emphatically, “The Congress…shall have the power to declare war…”

It seems, from a plain reading of these words, that the President-Commander in chief  has no such power. Yoo would undoubtedly argue otherwise.

Yoo didn’t rest his imagination when he invalidated U.S. anti-torture law, however. He also asserted that the 4th and 5th Amendments to the Constitution regarding unreasonable searches and seizures and due process protections did not override the Commander in chief’s authority.

Ordinarily, a memo like the one Yoo prepared would be laughed out of town. But Yoo’s carried special weight. Under U.S. law, written opinions by attorneys in the Office of Legal Counsel have the force of law. Thus, Yoo’s idiotic ramblings were U.S. law for nine months until Jack Goldsmith, head of the Office of Legal Counsel, informed the Defense Department to ignore Yoo’s memo.

Still, the memo remained authoritative for nine months. Did military interrogators use the torture methods specified by Yoo in the interim? The answer isn’t know at this moment.

Without wishing to cast aspersions on any class of Americans, I think there are too many attorneys around the President. Some of my best friends are attorneys, including an ex-son in law, but the federal government has a budget deficit of stratospheric numbers.

One approach to lowering the deficit might be a reduction in the number of legal advisors in the halls of the White House. Reclassify them as janitors. They can throw out the trash before the new Democratic president takes over.

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