Strategic Advantage

July 14, 2008

Following up on my immediately preceding post, I’ve researched the matter a little further and concluded that Jerry Brown will have a strong strategic advantage over Gaston Noisome in the governor’s race if he manages to secure the services of Alex Tourk.

In addition to having Tourk himself on his team, a fact bound to unnerve el Gavo, Jerry will have the benefit of the entire staff of Ground Floor Public Affairs, a group of individuals not only with substantial relevant campaign experience behind them but also an in-depth knowledge of the mayor himself and his style of management.

Here are the members of Ground Floor Public Affairs and a capsule of their experience working with Newsom and his team. You can check their full biographies at the link above.

Patrick Collum
Worked in the San Francisco Mayor’s Office and the Gavin Newsom Campaign for Mayor in 2007.

Justin Roja
Two years with Newsom’s office as a Liaison to Supervisory Districts 1, 2, 7, and the Recreation and Parks Department.

Aaron Goldsmith
Worked in the San Francisco Mayor’s Office.

Britt Gerhard
Worked in the offices of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and on the Newsom for Mayor Campaign.

Jacob Saperstein
Field Director of the Newsom for Mayor Campaign in 2007, helping raise more than $600,000 before the December 31, 2006, filing deadline.

And of course Alex Tourk with his brain and likability and more than a decade in the public sector and on four mayoral campaigns.

The Ground Floor staff also includes other highly-qualified professionals who didn’t serve in Newsom’s office or on his campaigns but nonetheless possess a record of successful campaign experience. These include:

Alexander Wong
Has worked on local, state, and federal campaigns.

Jordana Stein
Worked on Capitol Hill, on John Kerry’s campaign, and on various national issues-oriented campaigns.

In our next post, we’ll cover the advantages of having a staff like this with you, and we’ll mention some pitfalls.

Note: With these brief excerpts from the Ground Floor Public Affairs website, I sincerely trust that I’m within existing copyright laws and journalistic standards of fair use.


On the Fly

July 11, 2008

Family Ties

So, Phil, you wanna spend some time with the family? What? Assist the wife in the operating room? Think she can remove a few warts from Newsie before he throws his campaign for governor in high gear?

Letting It All Hang Out

So, Phil, you think Muhrcuns are whining snivelers? Well, you’re right, pal. Muhrcuh has entirely too many people in it like you.

A Star is Born

So, Bethie, you wanna be a star? You got it, babe. Your performance on Art Bruzzone’s San Francisco Unscripted show tells the tale–intelligent, comfortable with the camera, sparkling eyes and personality. Oh, did I mention beautiful?

By the way, do you and Art have a thing going on here? You two seemed mighty comfortable together. And you kept flashing your palms at him, a certain sign of attraction. Were your pupils dilated, too? That’s a signal of pure animal magnetism.

Terminado para el día

Okay, finished for the day. Family matters demand my attention. Take heed, Phil. Get your running shoes on.


Retention isn’t a Political Plus

June 2, 2008

In politics, never remember your own debacles. Concentrate on recalling the debacles of those you don’t like.

This old adage that I just now created out of thin air as I started typing, is nowhere more evident than in the words of Secretary of Defense Robert Gates.

Speaking about the recent typhoon in Burma, Gates accused the ruling military junta of criminal neglect for blocking international aid to the victims of the recent cyclone that devastated Burma

Yes, he’s correct.

But I wonder how we might characterize our own federal government’s pathetic non-response to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Now, FEMA has decided to boot Katrina victims from the trailers it eventually provided once the federal bureaucrats had wound their way through a thicket of red tape that the president could easily have ordered them to ignore had he chosen. I mean, if you can tell the Congress to take a hike with a Signing Statement or two or three or a hundred, what’s a bureaucratic rule now and then?

In the meantime, John McWayne continues his drumbeat about Barack’s naivete about Iraq, Iran, Cuba, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, while somehow relegating the total naivete of the entire neocon universe to the shadows of their mind as they proudly proclaimed “Mission accomplished,” forgetting what the hell the “mission” was and is, if a mission ever existed.

Before the general election in November, we are going to hear a lot more about Barack’s naivete. Forget Bush’s Blunders.


Is It Torture? Or is It Merely Inhumane?

April 6, 2008

Let me count the ways.

  • Eyes poked out
  • Scalding water, corrosive acid, caustic substances thrown on a person
  • Slitting an ear, nose, or lip
  • Disabling a tongue or a limb

These are among the means of torture that the President has the authority to order according to John Yoo, previously a senior lawyer in the U.S. Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel and now a law professor with the University of California Berkeley. His startling and bizarre assertion plus many more are contained in a memo he wrote in 2003.

Yoo is one of those ambitious individuals who populate presidential administrations and provide the President with the legal authority to do something questionable he has already decided to do.

Perhaps the most famous presidential sycophant was John Dean, one of Nixon’s cohorts during the Watergate scandal. After a stint in prison based on his criminal acts in covering up the Watergate affair, Dean saw the fallacy of his ways and wrote a book called Blind Ambition, a tale of his rise and fall.

Oddly, in the Yoo case, U.S. law specifically prohibits assaults, maimings, and other harsh physical attacks on prisoners by U.S. military interrogators. Yet, Yoo managed to tack together an 81-page footnoted memorandum that neatly disposed of U.S. law by asserting that the President’s authority as Commander in chief trumps U.S. law in a time of war.

The Commander in chief has absolutely no specifically enumerate powers of any kind in the Constitution. Thus all of the powers now claimed for that office are figments of imaginations like Yoo’s.

Another unanswered question is about war. What precisely is “war” under the U.S. Constitution? Who can declare war?

The Constitution doesn’t define it, but that august document, the one U.S. presidents swear under oath to defend, states rather emphatically, “The Congress…shall have the power to declare war…”

It seems, from a plain reading of these words, that the President-Commander in chief  has no such power. Yoo would undoubtedly argue otherwise.

Yoo didn’t rest his imagination when he invalidated U.S. anti-torture law, however. He also asserted that the 4th and 5th Amendments to the Constitution regarding unreasonable searches and seizures and due process protections did not override the Commander in chief’s authority.

Ordinarily, a memo like the one Yoo prepared would be laughed out of town. But Yoo’s carried special weight. Under U.S. law, written opinions by attorneys in the Office of Legal Counsel have the force of law. Thus, Yoo’s idiotic ramblings were U.S. law for nine months until Jack Goldsmith, head of the Office of Legal Counsel, informed the Defense Department to ignore Yoo’s memo.

Still, the memo remained authoritative for nine months. Did military interrogators use the torture methods specified by Yoo in the interim? The answer isn’t know at this moment.

Without wishing to cast aspersions on any class of Americans, I think there are too many attorneys around the President. Some of my best friends are attorneys, including an ex-son in law, but the federal government has a budget deficit of stratospheric numbers.

One approach to lowering the deficit might be a reduction in the number of legal advisors in the halls of the White House. Reclassify them as janitors. They can throw out the trash before the new Democratic president takes over.


Another Day, Another Dollar Gone

March 30, 2008

This is the first of a few wasted days and wasted nights.

It’s income tax season and millions of Americans like me are going nuts trying to figure out how to fill out those pesky forms and compute our taxes.

Somehow, the forms and instructions seem to become more complicated as time passes. Now, in addition to the official tax forms, we have to labor over all kinds of preliminary Worksheets, accompanied by instructions printed in 6-point type with lines squeezed together so tightly that one line melds into another. Only a medically qualified Starship captain with 5/5 vision could possibly read this stuff.

If I were as smart as I’d like to be, I’d find a reliable tax preparation company and just hand them a shoe box of supporting documents and then take a vacation.

But I’m your classically trained paranoid American–trust no body no how. I worry in the presence of clerks who deliberately tack on six inches to their chairs and saw off two from the electric chairs reserved for customers. We are always looking up at some impeccably dressed mannequin with the manners of Emily Post.

As soon as I walk in and spot the tax expert who will probably handle my case, I think of a couple of paranoid possibilities. The wickedly-smiling preparer makes more money than I do and is determined to let me know it in so many subtle ways, such as “Can you afford to pay our fees?”

And there is the other side, someone who makes less and suddenly becomes this oily, unctuous toady determined to steal my identity.

He tips his hand by asking innocent questions like, “Can you tell me the exact city, town, borough, village, township, or census district of your birth, plus your full and complete name, age, social security number, height, weight, and eye color beneath those drooping eyelids?”

This is speculation, of course, but classically-trained paranoids learn to spot all sorts of signs and symbols, including how to read the hidden meanings in roadside speed limit signs. Every little road sign has a meaning all its own.

And every little tax form has its pitfalls.

Time for my anti-anxiety pill and some coffee to get me through the weeks remaining until April 15th.

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College, anyone?

March 24, 2008

The Contra Costa Times is running a series of in-depth examinations of community colleges. Today’s second part of a four-part series is headed Unready soon quit college.

The article opened with the following comment:

Community colleges nationwide labor under the weight of ill-prepared students. Some colleges estimate that nearly every student is unprepared in math, reading or writing — or all three.

The author, Matt Krupnick, supported his argument with a series of statistics:

  • About 30 to 40 percent of the students in one pre-algebra class will fail to pass the course.
  • Nationwide, nearly every student is unprepared in math, reading, or writing, and in many case, deficient in all three.
  • In California alone, about 670,000 students were enrolled in basic English and math.
  • Roughly three-fourths of students who take placement tests require remedial math.

For about twenty years, I taught in several 4-year and community colleges. Over that time, I accumulated enough anecdotal examples which, when added to the experiences of colleagues, solidly support Krupnick’s report.

To his list of the normal run of student shortcomintgs illustrated above–reading, writing, and math–we also include the academic buzzwords, “critical thinking.”

Given that students can hardly read or write, it follows naturally that they are totally unable to analyze material and communicate their opinions in a coherent, understandable form.

We also note that virtually none of our students possessed a basic knowledge about the world around them. Geography is a prime example. Out of a class of 35 students, one might be able to locate Iraq on a map. And more than you might imagine, couldn’t find the United States.

In my own fields, government, political science, and American studies, none of my students understood the basic structure of the United States government as taught in 8th grade civics classes. So many basic facts were missing from their minds that I found myself spending a half a semester or more teaching them these missing facts. For example, no one had ever read the First Ten Amendments to the Constitution, commonly known as the Bill of Rights, even though they were constantly claiming “constitutional rights” that did not exist.

When it came to history, almost no one had any sense of the timeline of important political events. It wasn’t unusual for a student to believe that the Civil War was fought in 1941 against Germany, or that the 50th state was admitted to the union in 1898.

One student illustrates a lack of historical sense combined with a dearth of information about current events. This very bright student insisted strongly that the state of Maryland still prohibited inter-racial marriages. Rather than argue, I contacted the office of a Maryland Assemblywoman and asked for a copy of the current Maryland law on the matter, which I received a few days later. I presented the law to the student, who silently read the brief text. The ban on inter-racial marriages in Maryland had been eliminated in 1968. I felt sorry for having embarrassed her, but she eventually became my best student and a friend.

While many argue that minor facts like these aren’t necessary to the process of critical thinking, they forget that facts are essential to support a reasoned argument. Otherwise, discussions become irrational shouting matches and name calling exercises, roughly equivalent to our modern political campaigns.

We also need to factor student attitudes into the discussion. A friend once jokingly remarked, “The major impediment to learning is testosterone.” He referred to the tendency of male students to spend their time in class avoiding any serious attempts to learn. They arrived late, left early, slept, and spent a great deal of time on their cells. In general, they displayed the classic posturing behavior of male peacocks attempting to attract a mate. To these kinds of individuals, college was not a learning environment but a place of encounter.

Although we could add many more elements to the discussion, let’s end with a couple of all too common phenomena regarding teachers rather than students. Too many teachers bring a show-biz approach to the classroom. They confuse teaching with acting and spend their class time emoting rather than engaging their students. One of my cohorts once observed that teaching is the next best thing to show business. He had a point.

And more instructors than we might be aware of want to be liked. In fact, they want to be liked so badly that they adopt the dress, hair styles, jargon, musical tastes, and even the manner of walking of young people. These teachers are usually highly popular, not because of their clumsy attempts to meld with the youth culture, attempts ridiculed by the students, but because their wanting to be liked leads them to assign high grades irrespective of effort and learning.

My own method of teaching was systematic and business-like, a thoroughly unpopular approach. I operated on a simple principle: complete the assigned work, get the grade. Fail to complete the assigned work, don’t get the grade. Students had a difficult time with this method, but eventually as word got around, they knew what to expect and completed the work to the best of their ability. In a few minds, I was, to coin an oft-despised phrase, fair and balanced, and to those with a sincere desire to learn, I was always eager to talk about politics. I loved discussing the subject one on one or in groups. That part of the job was worth all of the minor irritations.

At this point in time, solutions to a lack of preparation and poor learning attitudes seem almost beyond reach. How do we change a culture that has evolved over a long period of time? If placing blame is a topic on the table, who are we to blame? There’s enough to go around.

In the end, however, blame is counterproductive. The answers lie in sustained hard work. There are no magic bullets.


Client Client Number 9, Rollin’ Down the New York Line

March 11, 2008

Let’s see if I can remember all of them.

One in Louisiana, one in Massachusetts, one in Chicago (or was it Detroit?), one in Minneapolis, a bunch in D.C., three in California.

Now, one in New York.

You know what I’m talking about, don’t you?

But this one is different, in spades. Idiot Spitzer, the Democratic Governor of New York, is seriously involved in an FBI investigation into a prostitution ring.

Spitzer reportedly was a client, and he may face charges under the Mann Act, a law enacted in the early part of the 20th Century, ostensibly to prosecute individuals who transported women across state lines for immoral purposes.

God help a lot of people today if a zealous investigator decides to stake out the Cal-Nev line. Are boys and girls leaving Cal for weekend getaways in Reno for church socials? Border crossings with naughty purposes in mind are the rule these days.

So what’s the big deal with Spitzer? This is, after all, the 21st Century, and we are sexually enlightened individuals. Aren’t we?

But remember, this isn’t about sex. Oh, no. This is about hypocrisy and trust and such things, sacred ethical principles that our leaders hold sacrosanct.

And no one is more sacrosanct than a Republican prosecutor with a Democratic target in his/her cross hairs (or vice versa).

Under these circumstances, enlightenment is merely a relic of another era. Spitzer is in for tough days ahead with the possibility of criminal charges looming over his head.

As far as any serious punishment for alleged criminal activity goes, however, several “knowledgeable” Talking Heads speculate that Spitzer may agree to resign in return for a slap on the wrist.

Apparently to hasten his departure, Spitzer has also been threatened with impeachment by the New York State Assembly if he doesn’t step down.

The threat must have galvanized otherwise inert politicians. He and the Lieutenant Governor reportedly began transition talks today.

Given the speed at which events are moving, Spitzer will undoubtedly be out of office sooner rather than later.

In the meantime, what about poor ole Hillary? She’s been bombarded with questions about the gov, one of her stronger supporters. So far, she hasn’t said anything about the matter, but eventually she will release a neutral statement.

And in coming days, a lot of people are going to wonder how the Democrats always seem to self-destruct with the greatest of ease. Are they trained for the task?

Inevitable Questions

  1. Is there a medical or psychiatric condition known as Shooting One’s Self in the Foot?
  2. Is it really the World’s Oldest Profession? Did the serpent charge Eve for that fig leaf?